Witty one liners about dating
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Either vacant, engaged, or full of crap." "90% of the men give the other 10% a bad name." "Women sometimes make fools of men, but most guys are the do-it-yourself type.""The great question...Which I have not been able to answer...is, "What does a woman want?
Luckily, this is not difficult." ~ Charlotte Whitton "A woman is like a tea bag; it's only when she's in hot water that you realize how strong she is." ~ Eleanor Roosevelt"A man uses guns, knives, and explosives to get what he wants, but a woman has some very special weapons of her own." "With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress." "When a man gets up to speak, people listen, they look.When a woman gets up people look; then, if they like what they see, they listen." "A woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them".~ Dumas Question: Why did the chicken cross the road?Answer: To prove to the opossum that it could be done. Answer: FSH Question: Why can't men get Mad Cow Disease? Witty one liners are jokes that are delivered in a single line.They are not only hilarious, but can help send the sarcastic remarks and messages in a light way. "If quitters never win, and winners never cheat, then who is the fool who said "Quit while you're ahead"?
If you too are looking for some witty one liners, the following examples will prove to be real rib-ticklers. "Willie was a Chemist, But Willie is no more, What Willie thought was H20 Was H2SO4".
"Life is sexually transmitted." "A happy person is one whose arithmetic is at its best when he is counting his blessings." "A hard thing about business is minding your own.
""A long life may not be good enough, but a good life is long enough." ~ Benjamin Franklin "All the flowers of all the tomorrows are in the seeds of today and yesterday.
"About the time we can make the ends meet, somebody moves the ends." "It is a good thing to learn caution from the misfortunes of others.""You can't belay a man who's falling in love." ~ Edward Abbey "An empty man is full of himself." "A man is a person who will pay two dollars for a one dollar item he wants.
A woman will pay one dollar for a two dollar item she doesn't want." ~ William Binger "The male is a domestic animal who, if treated with firmness and kindness, can be trained to do most things." ~ Jilly Cooper "Behind every great man, there is a surprised woman." ~ Maryon Pearson"Behind every successful man is an exhausted woman." "I like two kinds of men: domestic and imported." ~ Mae West "My husband and I divorced over religious differences.
He thought he was God and I didn't." "Men are like toilets.